Hammertime

Whats a fair response for a dwarf not following a noble’s construction order? A few days in prison? A couple of lashes?

Bear in mind please that the noble was asking for clear glass crafts. I don’t have any sand on the map. No sand= no glass. It’s an impossible order. You’d think that the sherrif would take that into account, right?

My hammerer decided a fair price would be to track down the only dwarf (an immigrant) with glass making skill, and mangle both of his legs. Not just break- mangle. As in, he’ll never walk again. Or wank- both of his wrists were also broken.

My hammerer now has the thoughts: He lives to enforce dwarfven justice. He has been estatic recently. He has beaten someone with a hammer recently.

Edit: “Punchbag” the hammered was lying on the floor of the jail, unconcious. Until of course another dwarf came in (after tantruming due to the death of his freind and punching a marksdwarf in his squad). This dwarf then had a tantrum about being confined, and started beating Punchbag in the face, while he was still out cold. So the guards came and beat both of them for fighting.

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3 Responses to “Hammertime”

  1. Sylverone Says:

    I don’t know if you bother with this site anymore, but I must say that’s possibly the most horrific stories I’ve heard from events in DF. Sure dying all the time is normal, but to take that much beating and LIVE. As unlikely as it is unfortunate.

    Ouch.

  2. Zac in CA Says:

    See, this is why I’m scouring the ‘net for a way to off my nobles. Vive la revolucion!

  3. Wasting time with Dwarf Fortress Zet's hobby projects Says:

    […] Edit: “Punchbag” the hammered was lying on the floor of the jail, unconcious. Until of course another dwarf came in (after tantruming due to the death of his freind and punching a marksdwarf in his squad). This dwarf then had a tantrum about being confined, and started beating Punchbag in the face, while he was still out cold. So the guards came and beat both of them for fighting. from: Dwarf Fortress Stories […]

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